With the annual Stratford Shakespeare festival about to get under way in the town of that same name in central Ontario, we thought we’d take a look at what would happen if the various characters – who have, for years, gotten around famously on boats, horses and their own two legs – were given the chance to choose a car – any car – they wanted. The only stipulations? It has to be from model year 2015, and it has to be sold at retail level in North America.